Kill Fandral Staghelm.
AKA Fandral Douchehelm
Now I'm not going to say he doesn't have his reasons for being a giant jerk. He did watch his son get ripped in half by General Rajaxx. And in his despair, he did fall under the influence of Xavius and, presumably, the Old Gods.
But you know what? I don't care. A jerk is a jerk is a jerk. And "I'm under demonic influence" isn't really an excuse. In fact, all it really does is give me another reason to want to see you beaten to a pulp. Damn demons need to get off my planet.
Clearly, after 1,000 years, your chance at redemption has come and gone. I honestly felt worse for Illidan.
So you know what? I'm going to round up 9 of my friends, I'm going to march into Ragnaros' little home, find the playroom he's set up for you, and finally show you what became of that lowbie night-elf that you all but spit on.
Oh, and I'm bringing some Morrowgrain with me to shove down your throat once I'm done.
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Seriously! WTF was with Morrowgrain. That was a giant pain in the ass. Not to mention that the animation looked like hearthing and the group was always like "ZOMG ARE YOU HEARTHING OUT ON US?" No, just making MOAR MORROWGRAIN. Except it never turns into whatever it's supposed to... It's some other useless crap. I might still have the morrowgrain bag of crap now that you mention it...
ReplyDeleteI am not even a druid and I want to smash this guy's face in! Like you said, a jerk is a jerk. And he is SUCH A JERK!
ReplyDeleteHe was actually using it to keep Malfurioun weak and unable to "wake up" from his imprisonment in the Emerald Dream/Nightmare.
ReplyDeleteI think I finally tossed out all that stuff when I did my pre-Wrath bank cleansing. I'm pretty sure I was smiling when I did it, too. "Don't need this crap ever again! Good riddance!"
/cheer Lets get im!
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