So I have this noob in my guild, right? I'm not making fun of him...it's a self-professed title. One he wears proudly. I'm happy to oblige.
Anyway, this noob is really starting to piss me off. A couple weeks ago, we finally got The Twilight Zone (10 man). Black Drake drops, he wins the roll.
Earlier his week we got a group to try again. He flys in on the Blue Drake (that can now be obtained as a rare drop after defeating Eregos in a random Oc run).
Many months back, Skadi dropped the Blue Protodrake. Only time I've ever seen it drop. The noob was on that same run. He won the roll.
He's managed to fish up the sea turtle.
In the guilty-by-association category (because I'm mad, so logic no longer applies): his wife has gotten 3 (three!) green protodrakes, and his brother got one on the first try.
But which one of us is 87/100 on Mountain 'o Mounts and is furiously trying to complete it before Cata drops? Oh yeah...that'd be me. I had my Albino before Wrath came around and I want to finish this achievement!
And when I expressed these feelings to him over vent, do you know what his response was?
"I'm not trying to get all these." Yeah. Wrong answer.
So let me apologize for not feeling the least bit of sympathy when said noob has a QQ fest over Lower Spire loot drops.
Seriously. No love.
The Mythic Roadblock
4 weeks ago